Welcome to another edition of Gaming Tales. If you like these random thoughts, check out our other Gaming Tales, Paula’s Game Ramblings and YvoCaro Plays.
In this Gaming Tales with Lynne, I’m going to share what happened in my playthrough of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and what went wrong!
Gaming Tales with Lynne: The Tale of Link
This is the tale of a knight called Link,
Who could draw his sword faster than a blink.
Round Hyrule he wandered,
Helping towns that were plundered
By Ganon’s foul creatures (who stink!)
Link rescued the Rito from a deep freeze,
The Zora from sludge (that was a breeze),
The Goran were vexed
By rocks that were hexed,
And Link cleared the sandstorm with ease.
As well as the scourges, there were quests galore!
Collecting, protecting, repairing and more.
Recover a horse,
Drive round a course,
Even waken the Great Fairies, all four.
One of the tasks was to take photos of foes,
On sky islands, overland and down with the poes.
Lynels and froxes,
Or giant hinoxes,
Sneaking up quietly or in battle throes.
And this is where Link (well, I) went astray,
With Master Kohga, whilst in a fray,
I took a screenshot
(An in-game photo I did not)
And now Master Kohga’s gone away.
Oh what to do for personal pride,
Collecting everything was part of the ride.
Now, with a gap,
I’m all in a flap,
And TOTK has been left on the side.
I know Robbie offers photos to buy,
But that isn’t taken through my little eye.
There’s nothing to do
But start all anew,
Else Hyrule will be left high and dry!
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